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Saturday, March 10, 2007

WHY DOGS ARE THE BEST.

10 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THEN MEN

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
9. Dogs understand what "no" means.
10. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.


10 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THEN KIDS

1. It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
2. Dogs cannot lie.
3. Dogs never resist nap time.
4. You don't need to go get extra phone lines for a dog.
5. Dogs don't pester you about getting another kid.
6.Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
7. Average cost of sending a dog to school: £50. Average cost of sending your kid: £100.000.
8. Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
9. Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
10. Dogs don't talk back when you scold them.

4 comments:

macgoogle said...

We are all in total agreement with those here. Except that the MEN ones don't apply to Dad, because he is an exception. He is so much more like a dog. And Mum and Dad don't have any hooman pups yet, but I will train them to be more like dogs.

Love and Licks,
Texas (and his humans).

Cleopatra said...

Hi there Texas,

He he he... yeah I guess the men one doesn't apply to my dad either... ;o)

Thanks for stopping by...

Love
Cleo

Megan said...

Excellent - love it :)

Mind you - it CAN take 45 mins to get our humans out in the winter, mainly because us dogs like to "help" them get their boots on!

Megan

Wandernut said...

HAHAHAHAHA! :D

I totally agree to all the above!

The only sad thing is, humans outlive dogs. :(

Nuffnang